THE FINAL DUEL--The Israeli Dog vs. The Arab Dog

THE FINAL DUEL--The Israeli Dog vs. The Arab Dog

The Israelis and Arabs realized that, if they continued fighting,
they would someday end up destroying the whole world. So they decided
to settle their dispute with an ancient practice: a duel of two, like
David and Goliath. This "duel" would be a dog fight.

The Arabs found the biggest, meanest Dobermans and Rottweilers
in the
world. They bred them together and then crossed their offspring with
the meanest Siberian wolves.

The negotiators agreed each side would take 5 years to develop the
best fighting dog they could. The dog that won the fight would earn
its people the right to rule the disputed areas. The losing side would
have to lay down its arms for good.


They selected only the biggest, strongest puppy of each litter,
fed it
the best food and killed all the other puppies. They used
steroids and
trainers in their quest for the perfect killing machine. After
the 5
years were up, they had a dog that needed steel prison bars on its
cage. Only expert trainers could handle this incredibly nasty and
ferocious beast.

When the day of the big dog-fight finally arrived, the Israelis showed
up with a very strange-looking animal, a Dachshund that was 10 feet
long!

Everyone at the dog fight arena felt sorry for the Israelis. No one
there seriously thought this weird, odd-looking animal stood any
chance against the growling beast over in the Arab camp. All the
bookies took one look and predicted that the Arab dog would win in
less than a minute.

As the cages were opened, the Dachshund slowly waddled toward the
center of the ring.
The Arab dog leaped from its cage and charged the giant wiener-dog.

As he got to within an inch of the Israeli dog, the Dachshund opened
its jaws and swallowed the Arab beast whole in one bite. There was
nothing left but a small puff of fur from the Arab killer dog's tail
floating to the ground.

The stunned crowd of international observers, bookies and media
personnel let out a collective gasp of disbelief and surprise.

The Arabs approached the Israelis, muttering and shaking their heads
indisbelief. "We do not understand," said their leader, "Our top
scientists andbreeders worked for 5 long years with the meanest,
biggest Dobermans, Rottweilers and Siberian wolves, and they developed
an incredible killing machine of a dog!"

The Israelis replied. "Well, for 5 years, we have had a team of Jewish
plastic surgeons from Boca Raton working to make an alligator look
like a Dachshund."