December 23, 2011

Beware Those Who Do Not Drink Alcohol

Please, take care of yourself. A recent joint study conducted by the
Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of
traffic accidents are alcohol related.

This means that the remaining 77% are caused by assholes who drink bottled
water, Starbucks coffee, soda, juice, energy drinks and stuff like that.
Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They cause three
times as many accidents.

This message is sent to you by someone who is an occasional alcohol
drinker and worries about your safety.

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