July 8, 2012

Thinking About Women

[This is one man's thoughts, not mine]

When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend
with big boobs.

When I was 16, I got a girlfriend with big boobs, but there
was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with zest for
life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too
emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried
all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl
with stability.

When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything.

Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some> excitement.


When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep
up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on
anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often
as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but
directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her
feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so
ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned..

I am older and wiser now, and I am looking for a girl with
big boobs.

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