A Democratic Voter Explains Why

12 Reasons to vote Democrat


Top 12 Reasons to Vote Democrat

1. I voted Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry
my German Shepherd.

2. I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of
gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't. ( A BUNCH OF HOOEY)

3. I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

4. I voted Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

5. I voted Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that the government
is all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves. (that's a bunch of HOOEY)

6. I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the
polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

7. I voted Democrat because I'm not concerned about millions of unwanted babies being aborted so long as we keep all
death row inmates alive. (oh brother)

8. I voted Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, free education, and free Social Security
benefits, and we should take away the social security from those who paid into it. (JUST PLAIN BULL)

9. I voted Democrat because I believe that businesses should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need
to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the Democrats see fit.

10. I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some
fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters. (YEEK)

11. I voted Democrat because I think that it's better to pay billions for their oil to people who hate us,
but not drill our own because it might upset some endangered beetle, gopher or fish. (WHAT NEXT)

12. I voted Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my ass, it's unlikely that I'll
ever have another point of view. (IT'S GOTTA BE THERE OR YOU WOULDN'T VOTE LIKE JACK-ASSES)

--Keep Smiling !