February 22, 2010

Dogs Serve, Cats Rule

"FROM a New York judge: Want some one who eats what's put in front of him and never says it's not as good as his mother's? Get a dog.

Who'll go out at any hour as long as you like? Get a dog.

Never touch the remote, doesn't care about football and can snuggle as you watch romantic movies? Get a dog.

Content to get on your bed and warm your feet and you can push off if he snores? Get a dog.

If you want someone who never criticizes, doesn't care if you're fat or ugly, who loves you unconditionally, perpetually? Get a dog . . .

BUT if you want someone who never comes when you call, ignores you when you come home, leaves hair everywhere, walks all over you and acts like your entire existence is solely to ensure his happiness? Get a cat."


Sadie's one hot dog

New York Post

Last Updated: 10:19 AM, February 18, 2010

Posted: 12:51 AM, February 18, 2010

headshotCindy Adams

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