November 8, 2009

Children's Science Exam

Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large
pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.

Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.


Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow.

Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends
to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and
nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.

Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs...

Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.

Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.

Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A: Premature death.

Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (e.g., abdomen)
A: The body is consisted into three parts -- the brainium, the borax and
the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains
the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels A,
E, I, O, and U.

Q: What is the fibula?
A: A small lie.

Q: What does 'varicose' mean?
A: Nearby.

Q: Give the meaning of the term 'Caesarian Section.'
A: The Caesarian Section is a district in Rome.

Q: What does the word 'benign' mean?'
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight
Courage, People Skills and the Equalizer


Did she get her courage and learn skepticism about a**h*** psychiatrists from waiting tables? People skills are superior to book learning. Some would have asked for pills to calm everyone. Where are those grief counselors when you need them? The equalizer came in handy this time.

http://bostonherald.com/news/regional/view.bg?articleid=1210336

Petite hero had no fear
As waitress in Newton, Munley impressed friends, ‘touched lives’
By Renee Nadeau
Sunday, November 8, 2009 -
Shielding Cell Phone Radiation


http://www.nypost.com/p/entertainment/the_case_for_cell_safety_Bkb1R9ozHEhrQolOwbuA1M

The case for cell safety
By DON KAPLAN
New York Post
Last Updated: 8:17 AM, November 7, 2009
Posted: 1:06 AM, November 7, 2009
Unequal Treatment for Psychiatrists?


"How could the Army allow an obviously incompetent and dysfunctional psychiatrist to treat our troubled soldiers returning from war? An Islamist wacko is counseled for arguing with veterans who've been assigned to his care? And he's not removed from duty? What planet does the Army live on?"

"A disgruntled Muslim soldier murdered his officers way back in 2003, in Kuwait, on the eve of Operation Iraqi Freedom. Recently? An American mullah shoots it out with the feds in Detroit. A Muslim fanatic attacks an Arkansas recruiting station. A Muslim media owner, after playing the peace card, beheads his wife. A Muslim father runs over his daughter because she's becoming too Westernized.
Muslim terrorist wannabes are busted again and again. And we're assured that 'Islam's a religion of peace.'"

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/opinion/opedcolumnists/call_this_horror_by_its_name_islamist_HT78Wt6NkWoCGq5HIOwlII

Call this horror by its name: Islamist terror
Ralph Peters
New York Post
Last Updated: 12:44 PM, November 7, 2009
Posted: 3:25 AM, November 7, 2009
Feds Arrest Boston Attorneys


Feds arrested "Arthur Cutillo, 33, an attorney at white-shoe law firm Ropes & Gray who is accused of providing information about companies such as 3Com and Alliance Data Systems."

"According to a complaint filed by the SEC, Goffer, 32, gave one of his tipees a disposable phone so they could share information about Bain Capital's impending acquisition of 3Com. After the deal was announced, he pulled out the SIM card, bit it, broke the phone in half and disposed of the two pieces separately."

"Among the firms that allegedly had their deals leaked through Cutillo were private equity bigwigs Silver Lake, Bain Capital and TPG Capital."

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/business/feds_bust_octopussy_insider_trader_rCMNdPbXKFdOlscUQqRntI

Feds bust 'Octopussy' insider trader-tipster
By BRUCE GOLDING and KAJA WHITEHOUSE
New York Post
Last Updated: 4:56 AM, November 6, 2009
Posted: 1:10 AM, November 6, 2009

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[From Wall Street Journal]

http://blogs.wsj.com/law/2009/11/06/whats-to-become-of-ropes-gray/

November 6, 2009, 12:55 PM ET
What’s to Become of Ropes & Gray?
By Ashby Jones
Wall Street Journal

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[From Boston Globe]

http://www.boston.com/business/articles/2006/03/15/harvard_law_group_hits_ropes__gray/

Harvard Law group hits Ropes & Gray
By Sacha Pfeiffer,
Boston Globe Staff
March 15, 2006

"Ropes hires more Harvard graduates than any other Boston firm, according to Mark Weber, the school's assistant dean for career services, who said Ropes has a 'great pipeline coming from Harvard' and noted there is a 'Ropes Gray Room' on campus.
Of last year's graduating class of about 550, 17 of the 43 graduates hired by Boston firms went to Ropes & Gray, an 'extraordinary' rate, Weber said."
One is Enough

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/international/gal_has_vaginas_dTYhJEAz7VQ2Ktl3QqKPdP

Gal has 2 vaginas
By TODD VENEZIA
New York Post
Last Updated: 6:14 AM, November 6, 2009
Posted: 4:08 AM, November 6, 2009
More Obama Gibberish


"Anyway, saving 640,329 jobs at a cost of $787 billion amounts to about $1.2 million a job.
Then there is this problem.
The Chicago Tribune said yesterday that Obama's gang says the jobs of 473 teachers were saved in North Chicago.
But the paper pointed out that the district only has 290 teachers in total. How does that add up?"

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/business/obama_gibberish_on_jobs_makes_my_p9CpOlWcwRU9p3DTyobUgM

Obama gibberish on jobs makes my job easy
John Crudele
New York Post
Last Updated: 2:18 AM, November 5, 2009
Posted: 11:56 PM, November 4, 2009

Humpty Dumpty Help Agency

Humpty Dumpty Help Agency


There is no end to the curiosities when dealing with local government help agencies. The owner of Good Enough to Eat is told "that 311 only helps private citizens." Oh is Good Enough a government agency with a city pension? Then the author suggests an advocacy office "to ensure that no business in New York closes needlessly." Huh? Does the Office of Public Advocate also only deal with um private citizens?


http://www.nypost.com/p/news/opinion/opedcolumnists/nyc_recipe_for_going_bust_rC4X8TvzJbdQzcFQblVVVJ

NYC's recipe for going bust. How city hurt one small biz. By JULIA VITULLO-MARTIN.
Julia Vitullo-Martin
New York Post
Last Updated: 2:49 AM, November 5, 2009. Posted: 12:43 AM, November 5, 2009.
No One Suspected Rapist of Killing Ten

"neighbors complained of a 'dead body' smell"

"there was a sausage manufacturer near the house, so that could have provided an excuse for the smell."

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/discussion/2009/11/05/DI2009110502194.html

The Killer Next Door: The Cleveland Rapist
'50-year-old Anthony Sowell, was ordered held without bond Wednesday on five counts of aggravated murder. '
Ernie Allen
President and CEO, National Center for Missing and Exploited Children
Thursday, November 5, 2009; 11:00 AM
Punish Without an Offense?


Carter said. "My wife told you in open court, under oath, that I didn't do this."
But, his lawyer said, "He's been punished enough!" Punished for something he did not do?
Why doesn't he sue?

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/ny_er_whiner_Bv1Bgictomk1qqqrYlPq2N

NY1er a whiner
Told judge: 'This case is unfair!'
By DAN MANGAN
New York Post
Last Updated: 10:32 AM, November 5, 2009
Posted: 3:46 AM, November 5, 2009
Italy Finds CIA Agents Guilty


http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/8343123.stm

19:31 GMT, Wednesday, 4 November 2009
CIA agents guilty of Italy kidnap
BBC.com
Political Activist Arrested for Threatening Judge


http://www.nydailynews.com/ny_local/2009/11/05/2009-11-05_hatespewing_wacko_goes_into_fit_in_court_starts_screaming_
ripping_off_clothes.html

A woman suing her husband, arrested for threatening judge, starts ripping off clothes in courtroom
BY Scott Shifrel
DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITER
Thursday, November 5th 2009, 4:00 AM
Do You Know Who My Ex Husband Is?


http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/manhattan/sharpton_ex_kid_in_cop_rage_MyEYfY0hcwsirwf4F0QmTK

Sharpton's ex & kid in cop rage
By LARRY CELONA
New York Post
Last Updated: 1:46 PM, November 1, 2009
Posted: 3:12 AM, November 1, 2009
FBI Agent Pleads Guilty


http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/corruption_in_nj/

F.B.I. agent pleads guilty to submitting $41K in fraudulent housing expenses
By The Associated Press
NJ.COM
November 03, 2009, 1:00PM
Panamanian Tree Frog May Become Extinct


http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/unleashed/2009/11/tree-frog-lizard-rodent.html

Rare tree frog, monitor lizard, rodent and others added to ever-growing endangered list
November 2, 2009 6:08 pm
Associated Press
Obama Imitates (Flatters) Nixon


"In the Obama White House, arrogance, vanity and hesitation has replaced action. A level of suspicion unseen since the days of Richard Nixon flourishes at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave."

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/verdict_on_one_year_later_nothing_5sp4ZV1RqDRrkRdoOlFq0K

Verdict on O one year later: Nothing doing
Andrea Peyser
New York Post
Last Updated: 5:42 AM, November 2, 2009
Posted: 4:16 AM, November 2, 2009
Landlord $oaked for Discrimination


New York City Human Rights Commission imposes $80,000 penalty on landlord who refused to provide an accessible tub for disabled woman. His excuse: he doesn't understand English.

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/brooklyn/horror_landlord_oaked_LniQvuDiw6GE6EFnS6TDmO

Horror landlord $oaked
Nixed 'disabled' tub
By DAVID SEIFMAN City Hall Bureau Chief
New York Post
Last Updated: 6:13 AM, November 2, 2009
Posted: 4:05 AM, November 2, 2009
The Speech Giver


Obama is in the wrong business. "News anchors rank near the top of admired professions. Most are little more than teleprompter readers. They are master communicators. The warm steady gaze, the APPARENT intelligence, the modulated voice, the sturdy posture and self confidence." (Michael Levine, Guerilla PR) Is this a job for Obama or what?

http://bostonherald.com/news/columnists/view/20091108a_year_after_the_election_grim_realities_set_in/

A year after the election, grim realities set in
By Peter Gelzinis
Boston Herald
Sunday, November 8, 2009
Courage vs Deranged Psychiatrist


Munley is courageous for another unstated reason. How many women or men dare to question what deranged psychiatrists do? With their superior wisdom it must have been necessary to shoot 51 unarmed military personnel. Psychiatrists have the highest suicide rate among professionals, greater than journalists. How many humans can stand all of the harms these enraged pretenders do in the name of good? Maybe the Army psychiatrist took some of his own medicine and saw how great he was.

http://bostonherald.com/news/columnists/view.bg?articleid=1210331

Her courage makes us all proud
By Margery Eagan
Boston Herald
Sunday, November 8, 2009
Psychiatry, Not Religion Causes Violence


Talil Eid said of the deranged Army psychiatrist, "his actions have nothing to do with our religion.” Psychiatrists have the highest suicide rate among professionals. They delight in tormenting vulnerable persons making them give up emotions and thought. Their demand for control of others was upset when this enraged man was ordered to Iraq. It was not religion but psychiatry that caused this violence.

http://bostonherald.com/news/regional/view.bg?articleid=1210335

Muslims in Boston condemn killer’s ‘pure criminal act’
By Colneth Smiley Jr. and Jessica Fargen
Boston Herald
Sunday, November 8, 2009