October 20, 2010

Police Shoot Dead Black Football Star

Pace University Tea Party blogger reports local police have long term policy to shoot young black males when seen in cars near bars. Police deny the policy is only for black males. Officer who refused to give his name because he was not authorized to speak said, "We shoot anyone whenever we feel like it. That is why we have guns." Lawyers for co-ed who dated the deceased and suffered emotional distress said, "See they admit they shoot randomly, with no provocation." Westchester DA says, "Don't make snap judgments. We need to study this event. I'm appointing three private attorneys from Massachusetts, which has a high unemployment rate for lawyers." Candidates Cuomo and Paladino said they too will appoint lawyers to study this tragedy. Mayor Bloomberg issued a statement lamenting guns in society. "Why do all police officers need guns?" he asked. Senator Gillibrand said she would get stimulus funds for more lawyers to study this shooting, "This is what stimulus funds are for," according to her statement. Stay tuned for more facts as they are created.

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/gridder_bled_mins_no5EkoD6REHXjkPJof3NjI

Gridder bled '15 mins.'
By REUVEN FENTON
New York Post
Last Updated: 10:31 AM, October 20, 2010
Posted: 3:46 AM, October 20, 2010

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