October 27, 2010

Blood Alcohol and Lawyers

The deceased's father said, “help us get to the absolute truth, because that’s what we need here.” His lawyer added, "But if the facts make his son look bad, keep those facts from the media." A gaggle of lawyers demand the US Department of Justice take over any and all investigations. "Eric Holder will cover up any wrongdoing by black males and will help get to the truth," said attorneys' spokesman. "What's the problem with a high blood-alcohol content of this young man who allegedly drove into two police officers? What about the blood-alcohol content of the police? Why are their blood tests being withheld?" asked the girl friend of the deceased? President Obama said the "Police acted stupidly again. They should all get some beer and come to the White House so I can get some more media attention." David Axelrod revealed the real culprits. "Bush and Rove dug that hole and drove the car off the road," he said. Mayor Bloomberg asked, "Why do police all carry guns?" NY State GLBT Task Force spokesman said, "If there were more gay and lesbian officers this would not have happened. Gay cops do not shoot black football players." Police spokesman says "We do not discriminate. We shoot anyone who upsets us--white, black, gay, breeder--we don't care. We just shoot them. Let God sort them out."

In this photo taken Sunday, Oct. 17,...
Photo by Seth Harrison/The Journal News -
File
In this photo taken Sunday, Oct. 17, 2010,
police look at multiple bullet holes in the
windshield of the car driven by Pace University
student Danroy Henry outside a restaurant in
Thornwood, N.Y.

http://bostonherald.com/news/regional/view.bg?articleid=1290834

Lawyer blasts leak of victim’s alcohol level

Calls for fed probe into cops’ killing

By Laura Crimaldi and Richard Weir
Boston Herald
Saturday, October 23, 2010

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