Showing posts with label Heaven. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Heaven. Show all posts

December 31, 2015

For Those Too Young To Know, Here's Bill Clinton's History



Bill Clinton In Heaven With Elizabeth Hurley

[From article]
Trump is obviously referring to the sexual allegations that have long swirled around Clinton, even before he became president. We’d earlier explored this question in 2014 when Sen. Rand Paul (R-Ky.) wrongly claimed that a half dozen women had called Clinton a “sexual predator.” But for younger voters who may be wondering what the fuss is about, here again is a guide to the various claims made about Clinton’s sex life.
We will divide the stories into two parts: consensual liaisons admitted by the women in question and allegations of an unwanted sexual encounter.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/fact-checker/wp/2015/12/30/a-guide-to-the-allegations-of-bill-clintons-womanizing/

A guide to the allegations of Bill Clinton’s womanizing
By Glenn Kessler
December 30, 2015 at 3:00 AM

February 22, 2014

George Washington's Birthday





My Timid Eternity
 
I am thinking how lonesome it will be in Heaven
with only George Washington and me there. 
I suppose we will recite the Beatitudes
and wonder when they are coming---
the meek, the merciful, the peacemakers,
those who are pure in heart. 
Roasting marshmallows in the evening
I will broach the subject of lies. 
He will hand me a wig
and some leeches, which I will decline,
still thinking about the others---
if they went to the Babies Camp by mistake
we could maybe get a letter out.
Heaven should not be full of worry
but if anyone knows more about it than this, 
if you have your own version---
leafy, airy, full, fountainous---
bless you, you are more lonesome 
than either the General or I. 
 
Mary Ruefle
Selected Poems
Wave Books, 2011

April 27, 2012

Best Friends Forever

Two 90-year-old men, Moe and Joe, have been friends all of their lives. When it's clear that Joe is dying, Moe visits him everyday. One day, Moe says, "Joe, we both loved baseball all our lives and we played minor league ball together for so many years. Please do me one favor. When you get to Heaven, somehow, you must let me know if there's baseball there."

Joe looks up at Moe from his death bed, "Moe, you've been my best friend for many years. If it's at all possible, I'll do this favor for you."

Shortly after that, Joe passes on. At midnight, a couple of nights later, Moe is awakened from a sound sleep by a blinding flash of white light and a voice calling out to him, "Moe. Moe."

"Who is it"? asks Moe, sitting up suddenly. "Who is it?"

"Moe, it's me, Joe."

"You're not Joe. Joe just died."

"I'm telling you, it's me, Joe," insists the voice."

"Joe! Where are you?"

"In Heaven," replies Joe. "I have some really good news and a little bad news."

"Tell me the good news first," says Moe.

"The good news," Joe says "is that there's baseball in Heaven. Better yet, all of our old buddies who died before us are here, too. Better than that, we're all young again. Better still, it's always spring time and it never rains or snows. And best of all, we can play baseball all we want and we never get tired."

"That's fantastic," says Moe. "It's beyond my wildest dreams! So, what's the bad news?"

"You're pitching Tuesday."

May 16, 2011

Hawking Declares There is No Heaven

And he knows this based upon what evidence? His conclusions are based on scientific evidence, which is always incomplete. Whatever theories of the universe scientists have made throughout history have always been dependent on facts known at the time. Hawking like other arrogant scientists makes claims that cannot be proved. This is more speculation.





http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=CNG.4f8ccccd2e38de074f4c1305131c47e4.491&show_article=1

Heaven is a 'fairy story', says Stephen Hawking
May 16 2011 07:00 AM US/Eastern
Breitbart.com