September 9, 2015

Donald Trump As A Movie



left to right, Donald Trump, Gov. Sarah Palin and U.S. Sen. Ted Cruz at Stop Iran Nuke Deal September 9, 2015, Washington D.C.

[From article]
The new version, Good Will Trumping, is the tale of an insolent billionaire and his blue-collar campaign for president. Donald Trump plays a Fifth Avenue cleaning man who mops the floor with his GOP competition. In the Donald’s rewrite, however, the Republican dons are not amused. Tenured professors, who’ve labored long and hard for a chance at the president’s house, resent the undocumented pol and his easy answers to complex problems.
Though panned by the intellectual right, Trump’s self-funded flick is a hit. Professors Krauthammer and Will, annoyed that Trump seems immune to his own jarring bombast, want him tossed out of class. They predict disaster, but no matter how often Trump shoots himself in the foot, his ability to run is unaffected. Big guns at National Review, gurus at theWall Street Journal, heavy hitters at Commentary and snipers at FOX News write scathing reviews. They despise the rich boy who jumped the line and scorn him as a bumpkin in rhetorical overalls. One-by-one they throw roundhouse rights at Trump’s sneering kisser. One-by-one they get their hair mussed.
Meanwhile, the 16 other candidates fade from the primary radar. Trump makes them sound dull and irrelevant. They pedal furiously to catch the pretender but they’re out of shape. The voters they hope to lead are way ahead of them, and fighting mad. The 16 talk good deeds and details. Trump socks them in the labonza and ducks their feeble jabs. One day he’s a bull in China’s shop, the next he’s waving red flags in the Plaza de Toros. He doesn’t need money so he can say what he likes, and he likes to badmouth people whose help he’ll need next year. Trump doesn’t worry about the wings falling off his campaign because he’s wearing a $10 billion parachute. He agrees with Daddy Warbucks, who told Orphan Annie, “You don’t have to be nice to people you meet on the way up if you’re not coming down again.”

http://www.city-journal.org/2015/eon0906cw.html

CLARK WHELTON
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