Department of Homeland Security Statistics
Year to date statistics on Airport screening from
the Department of Homeland Security
Terrorist Plots Discovered………. 0
Transvestites…………………… 133
Hernias………………………...1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases ……………3,172
Enlarged Prostates ……………8,249
Breast Implants ………………59,350
Natural Blondes…………..………..3
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